It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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