what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
