okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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