I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
