why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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