can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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