susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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