just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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