So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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