I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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