Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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