She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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