He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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