So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
