But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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