ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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