I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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