so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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