You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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