he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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