Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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