Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
lol hangovers are for mortals.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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