he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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