Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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