This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Randomize
