We won't sleep together?
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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