I just made out with a guy for $7.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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