woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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