Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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