No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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