Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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