how can u be prego again
okay pat passed out under dana's car
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize