Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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