That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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