she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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