The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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