Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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