I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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