even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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