"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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