The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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