belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
lol hangovers are for mortals.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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