Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
