You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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