Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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