No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
it glows. i had to have it.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
