I am puke
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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