You don't have asthma, your pregnant
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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