Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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