Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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