I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I will be naked everywhere
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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