Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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