I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
vagina is talking i cant
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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