i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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